I know the post is a joke but it’s more like “somebody owns a helicopter rental business and they’re bitching about repairs on helicopters they themselves don’t pilot so they themselves aren’t in danger”
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Elaine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Someone who owns a helicopter but is bitching about spending $1500???
BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Tja@programming.dev 1 month ago
Helicopter landlord!
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
land?.. Helilord.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The etymology of helicopter is actually a compound word divided in an unexpected place:
- “Helico” means rotating or spiral.
- “Pter” means wing, as in the word “pterodactyl.”
So if we’re gonna bring that into another compound word, we should probably chop it in the right place: pterlord.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Skylord?
sukhmel@programming.dev 1 month ago
Oh, this perspective didn’t occur to me, it makes everything so much worse 😅
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
How do you think they managed to own a helicopter?
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Unfair. I’ve spent my entire life not buying expensive (or even cheap) helicopter parts and I still don’t have a helicopter.
I do have a 3d printer, though…
Hm…
Jarvis! Preheat the print bed.
Ajen@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
People think private pilots are rich because airplanes are expensive. They’re not - they might be upper-middle class (with a mortgage and other debt) but most have to budget their aviation spending. Truly wealthy people don’t fly their own planes, they hire pilots and crew, and probably have no idea what a Jesus nut looks like.
That said, this is obviously satire/bait.
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
I had to check up Jesus nut, and learned that’s what it’s called because it’s the one you pray will hold because if it don’t you crash. Hahaha