Comment on First ever photo of the curvature of the Earth : December 30, 1930
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 week agoAh yes, please read this video to me, don’t forget the headline 🙃🫠🤣🤪💩
Comment on First ever photo of the curvature of the Earth : December 30, 1930
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 week agoAh yes, please read this video to me, don’t forget the headline 🙃🫠🤣🤪💩
14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
the fact you probably truly believe you are delivering some burn is the sad part here.
as per your request, let me read the video to you (if you have trouble reading, you can always listen to itm but it still requires turning on your brain):
columbus saw the ocean
he sailed far and wide
just to get a cup of spices
from the other side
he knew he would die for sure
if he should reach the edge
but that’s okay cause long before
he’d starve to death instead
the world is flat
the world is flat
the world is flat
the world is flat
the world is flat
earth’s an oblate spheroid
revolving around the sun
spinning on its axis
which is tilted just for fun
that explains the seasons there
and the changing length of day
but here’s an inconvinient truth
you can’t explain that way
the world is flat
the world is flat
the world is flat
the world is flat
the world is flat
trump won re-election
he won it by a mile
only to protect us
from the socialist pedophiles
but biden wants the mail and ballots
counted and at what cost
he is so out of touch
he can’t admit when he has lost
the world is flat
the world is flat
the world is flat
the world is flat
the world is flat
endless interventions
never-ending war
all to please the oligarchs
and economic horse
but lower taxes on the rich
and do it really quick
my ship is coming in soon
and i don’t want to pay for it
the world is flat
the world is flat
the world is flat
the world is flat
the world is flat
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That’s not a headline.