Comment on Screw killing Hitler with time machine technology - I just want to go grocery shopping in the mid 80s.

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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

It wasn’t that hard. Spend a couple hours in the children’s section of a cemetery in some midsize Midwest city, and you’d have a list of names of babies, who most likely died right in that very county. Request a copy of a birth certificate from the local county offices. Use that to apply for a Social Security Card, and use that and the birth certificate to get a driver’s license.

Most of it has to be done through the mail, so it will take a while, but that’s the worst of it.

Can’t do that today, though. They’ve locked down birth certificates pretty well, it would be hard to get your mitts on one. These days they tend to just steal someone else’s identity, and live parallel lives with someone else.

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