Comment on fawlty towers?

• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
    Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
    Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
    Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
    Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!.. It floats! Throw her into the pond!
    Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
    Peasant 1: Bread.
    Peasant 2: Apples.
    Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
    Peasant 1: Cider.
    Peasant 2: Gravy.
    Peasant 3: Cherries.
    Peasant 1: Mud.
    Peasant 2: Churches.
    Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
    King Arthur: A Duck.
    Sir Bedevere: …Exactly. So, logically…
    Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.
    Sir Bedevere: And therefore…
    Peasant 2: …A witch!

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    • khepri@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In highschool we used to just repeat large portions of the script of Grail to each other in place of actual human conversation. I can still trot out the whole “You there, old woman!” scene by memory when the moment calls for it.

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      • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Man!

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