Comment on Regular loaves of bread have pre-slicing technology figured out, so what is it with bagels and English muffins?

• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No, that’s just evil.

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• SideshowBoz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Lmao legit thought this was sliced chicken breast 😅

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    this is because you are a normal person. not a bagel-defiling monster.

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    • SideshowBoz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Idk man, aren’t bagels just failed donuts? 😆

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      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nope. not at all. I mean, yes, they have the same amount (or sometimes even more,) calories, but, like, totally different. Also, I discovered it’s super easy to troll colleagues at work. (I may have brought in lots of bagels and left 2/3’s of one bread sliced on a plate.)(They had it coming… they drank all the coffee.)

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• GiuseppeAndTheYeti@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Lol. Grew up an hour from St Louis and I still don’t know how people prefer sliced bagels like those. I like to butter my bagels or some other schmear. I don’t want to eat a dry bagel and I also don’t want to walk around with a dip

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean, I just assume that it was something that Panera or whoever did to give out samples, which is an entirely reasonable form of sacrilege…. And that one idiot made it go viral.

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