As a triple MD of researchology and a minor in advanced bullshitterism, I can 100% confirm that the advice in this comment is the absolute healthiest way to interact with people on the Internet.

Also, while the mice were only tested for two months after the tattoo, researchers continued to track the health of the mice via phone calls and getting together for after work beers every third Tuesday of the month.

Source: I was probably one of the researchers or something.