I want to add that some people are completely unaware that they are being creepy. Others are entirely aware, and I don’t understand how they dont realize they’re gonna get got one day.

You are a creep if:

1. You like to get closer than you realistically should. Ask to close the distance if you were originally sitting apart, then let the other person get comfortable. If they adjust their distance, don’t get any fucking closer than that.

2. There are a lot of things you might want to say sober, but don’t. Probably a good idea to pay attention to these things if you have liquor in your system and notice when you no longer have control over that. If you don’t notice, maybe it’s better not to drink and rethink your life.

3. Don’t fucking grab, sniff, tickle, or seductively eye the other person. Just don’t. Grow up.

4. Don’t go diving through their social media like you need to learn all about them before you meet. Chances are they know exactly what is public, and they intend that public information to be a different person than they really are.

5. If you don’t know something about them, ask. If they don’t give you an answer, stop fucking asking. God. They don’t want to tell you.

6. If it involves sex, and you’re in public, don’t talk about it. That’s creepy.

7. If you ever receive a inconclusive answer, that’s a hint to back the fuck off that discussion.

There’s too much to list, but those are like a bunch I’ve seen.