I get you! She’s extraordinarily beautiful, and not just in a blonde hair/blue eyes kinda way. I have an admiration for any man or woman who works hard to maximize their appearance. It’s fucking hard and Swift could do nothing to be any more attractive.

Turns out I like her music too! Kids listening to something, “That’s cool, who’s that?”

But sexy? Maybe she’s too perfect? I like a woman that’s “off” in some way. Maybe a big nose, wide-spaced eyes, pouchy mouth, gimme some imperfections that stand out.