This kills me every goddamn time. It’s absolutely neighborhood “friend” (choices limited by proximity) threatening to “Goldberg” you if you don’t let him “see your bike for a minute” but you don’t let him because he treated his own bike like shit to the point that it’s wobbly, bent, neglected garbage. He might be a bully if he were physically capable, but he’s not, so he just hurls insults and most people feel like it’d be unfair to kick his ass for it.

And his mom is weirdly way too into Elvis Presley and makes him wear arm floaties in the pool.