Let me tell you about the new great domain of gaming. Linux! If you are not a linux exclusive gamer; you’re a noob and you should feel bad!

Why are you not downloading linux right now? I’m being helpful and giving you my valuable experience. It is frustrating that you are not hearing me. You must be a fool and must be made an example off, so that all the others will see that the error of your ways.

Something like that.