Comment on No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati

samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You should join them to do a better job

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Step 1: Give them the Ankh-Morpork Discworld books to read and teach them the ways of Lord Vetinari. If you’re going to be a shadowy world-running organization, benevolent tyranny is by far the best option.

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Tell them to stop watching Idiocracy. It’s not a manual.

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