Wasted my money?!

Tell that to the dolphin on the screen, whose entire purpose in life is to stare judgmentally while I try to figure out why the TV remote codes won’t work on my landlord’s satellite dish. That stare alone is maximum, unquantifiable chaos.

The Flipper Zero may not be the most chaotic device, but at €113, it offers the highest ratio of perceived anarchy to actual Euros spent. That, my friend, is called a high ROI (Return on Inconvenience).

Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I just figured out how to make a garage door open and close once every 30 minutes until 3 AM. Wish me luck!