I LOVE BIG BROTHER.

And I’m not saying that because of my recent silicon implants, no, that obviously have nothing to do with it.

I love my country, I love my leader, may it re-reign f-for a mi-million years 😵‍💫

W-what? m-my speech p-pattern sounds like I’m… I’m b-being remotely con-controlled? No, honey, ofc-course not. 🤖