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Comment on Why do we still joke about setting up old wooden guillotines?

If we’re going for gruesome, how about we build a huge version of one of those slicers that they feed vegetables in, and just feed the oligarchs into it.

Gives you the option to feed them head first if you want to show mercy, while still being able to feed them in feet first for someone like Musk.

Then they are cut up into small, easy to compost pieces.

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Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Wood chippers exist and are pretty much this

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- NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  While I appreciate the composting efficiency, I was thinking something like this for maximum gruesomeness:
  
  youtube.com/shorts/c7lSg0T0dJ0
  
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  - mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    that’s just a wood chipper on less of an angle and with the blade shown
    
    and a bigger blade because it doesn’t have the stiffening framework behind
    
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