Comment on Why do we still joke about setting up old wooden guillotines?
NABDad@lemmy.world 22 hours agoIf we’re going for gruesome, how about we build a huge version of one of those slicers that they feed vegetables in, and just feed the oligarchs into it.
Gives you the option to feed them head first if you want to show mercy, while still being able to feed them in feet first for someone like Musk.
Then they are cut up into small, easy to compost pieces.
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 21 hours ago
Wood chippers exist and are pretty much this
NABDad@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
While I appreciate the composting efficiency, I was thinking something like this for maximum gruesomeness:
youtube.com/shorts/c7lSg0T0dJ0
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
that’s just a wood chipper on less of an angle and with the blade shown
and a bigger blade because it doesn’t have the stiffening framework behind