Found the Rust programmer
Comment on Programming Languages as Essays
darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
haskell: “you submitted your math work instead of an essay”
javascript: “this is awful, but at least i can read it anywhere i like”
lisp: “it is not grammatically correct to nest brackets so much”
lua: “your vocabulary is too limited and you have the writing skills of a child”
rust: “omg. your essay is fast, safe, and perfect in every way! A+”
css: “this is beautiful, but it doesnt say anything”
Alexocado@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
30p87@feddit.de 1 year ago
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darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
what! how did you know??!?
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Rust may be good and all, but I doubt it’s magically always write good A+ code, I’m sure some developers will slap all their code inside unsafe as a shortcut.
darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
yeah i was mostly joking. rust will never catch up to javascripts beauty
PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 year ago
Hey! Don’t read my code!
(how else are you supposed to cast a lambda to a generic type parameter?)
dodslaser@feddit.nu 1 year ago
rust: “You just translated someone else’s essay”
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 year ago
javascript: “this is awful, but at least i can read it anywhere i like”
There are only 3 engines capable of interpreting most of it.
darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
it can run on almost any browser, it can be bundled to run on desktop or mobile. i know wasm exists but javascript is still sadly an extremely versatile language, mostly due to its support on the web
starman@programming.dev 1 year ago
C#: did you just copy Java’s essay and put your name on it?
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
C# is Java in good
30p87@feddit.de 1 year ago
C# is Java except from Microsoft, which means it’s designed and much more integrated with Windows. The official .net core even brings telemetry right out of the box. Using C# apps on Linux is a pain, which is very bad considering it’s supposed to be like Java - compile once, run anywhere - except Java actually achieves it.
Also, Minecraft runs on Java. Therefore, C# is useless. Boom, destroyed /s
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Untiy games are programmed in C#
So point for Java
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Stardew Valley runs on C#.
ROASTED
starman@programming.dev 1 year ago
Yes, I know. I’m a .NET dev myself, it’s just a joke
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Java developer here. Can confirm (from what I’ve read about C#, anyway).
darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
ahah nice