Comment on Microsoft Publishes Garbled AI Article Calling Tragically Deceased NBA Player "Useless"

• d3Xt3r@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You deserve an AI-generated tabloid piece.

  frickineh Useless at 39

  In a shocking revelation, 39-year-old Lemmy user, frickineh, has declared themselves “useless” despite being one of the most active contributors to the popular Lemmy.world instance!

  Though they’ve been on the platform for a mere two months, frickineh has already fired off a staggering 65 comments, giving every topic from 3D printing to gaming their two cents! But there’s a twist - this prolific commentator hasn’t yet taken the leap to submit their own posts.

  Sources close to the situation say that frickineh’s interests are as varied as they come. They’re not only a tech-savvy enthusiast, but they also have a penchant for the finer things in life, like cross-stitch and embroidery. The question on everyone’s lips is: How can someone with such varied talents feel “useless”?

  One insider told our reporters, “You’d think with all the knowledge on gaming, technology, and even embroidery, frickineh would be out there making waves. But instead, they’re here on Lemmy, dishing out opinions without sharing their own stories!”

  Will frickineh step up their game and finally make a post? Or will they remain the mystery commentator of Lemmy.world? Only time will tell! Stay tuned for more on this Lemmy legend.

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  • frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Man, if you think I’m not good at posting here, you should’ve seen how much I didn’t post on reddit.

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