In store:
Clerk: "Well, then… I’d guide you to ShinyBrand. They tick all the marks for what you’re looking for and…
Customer: aren’t those the guys that made me watch a 7 minute unskippable ad, when I was in town on a public toilet suffering a spontaneous and explosive diarrhea, while waiting for a new piece of toilet paper to wipe my sore ass from all that shit?!
kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
farts
“Mmm, I should buy some Nikes”