I never said he licked my asshole.

• I don’t kiss and tell, but it’s true.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• He didn’t lick my asshole.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• I need some plausible deniability here, but he definitely licked it.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• Somebody licked it, but it wasn’t him.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• He fucked my asshole.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• I’m not a tramp. It was someone else’s asshole.

I never said he licked my asshole.

• He definitely licked me somewhere else.