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interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

It should display what is inside the fridge, without the energy loss of a window.
It should have a bar code scanner and a complete food inventory system.
It should be the “kitchen’s tablet” able to show recipes, watch cooking instruction videos, have a high quality curated knowledge compedium in a convenient and easy to access way.
It should be able to stream outside cameras and answer door bells.
It should be able to take video calls from Mom on XMPP.
It should have high precision control and diagnostic systems.
It should run ENTIRELY on open source software, not damn blob drivers, the display panel should connect internally with an HDMI cable.
Run Proxmox and all my menagerie of LXC containers, don’t cheap out LG!! I want 64 GB RAM and 2tb ssd and a slot to add an HDD.
It should auto-doomscroll for me while I peel potatoes.
It should be able to run a smart voice assistance running Mistral 8x70B medium, locally and OFFLINE but networked and answer my agentic commands with a posh british accent.

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jnod4@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I would buy and work and invest for whatever company you create.

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- interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Imagine if didn’t make things that sucked.
  Where I live we had little cheapass gas station cake company called Vachon
  Say what you will, they were a staple and “our beloved trash cakes”
  Some company came in, bought it, and made them suck hard.
  Replaced animal fat and sugar with seed oil and HFCS.
  Nearly all the better cakes are getting cancelled and the company is probably on the verge of bankruptcy.
  I haven’t bought those shitty cakes in years.
  
  Imagine if we had a trend of doing not-that.
  
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cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
You got a bit trigger happy for the last few points, but seriously, why isn’t the first 3 standards now. It can’t be that expensive to put that in a fridge, and with an open platform manufacturer could even get away by providing the barest software offering and let us do the job for them.

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