Not only that, they cycle on the pavement, they cycle on cycle lanes in the wrong freaking direction and then have the nerve to click their tongues at me as though I’m in the wrong. They’re a scourge. They’re the reason I feel safer on the road than the cycle lane. My ex saw a woman get hit by one as she was crossing at a green man. She had two little girls with her, it could have been even worse.

I’d rather the cops spent a bit of time dealing with this than arresting pensioners for holding a placard.