If you don’t want people to eat your genitals, have you considered filling them with deadly alkaloids and neurotoxins? Alternatively, just make your genitals look deeply diseased and likely to kill anyone who breathes near them? These methods seem to work pretty well for most mushrooms.
If you’re absolutely determined to make sure that no one eats your genitals, and you don’t want to learn from the mushrooms, I would recommend registering as a Republican.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If you don’t want people to eat your genitals, have you considered filling them with deadly alkaloids and neurotoxins? Alternatively, just make your genitals look deeply diseased and likely to kill anyone who breathes near them? These methods seem to work pretty well for most mushrooms.
If you’re absolutely determined to make sure that no one eats your genitals, and you don’t want to learn from the mushrooms, I would recommend registering as a Republican.
mitch@piefed.mitch.science 2 months ago
My problem is that I only want striped tree squirrels to munch on my junk. Any suggestions?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
A zoo?
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
lol as if there aren’t enough brainwashed fucking braindead females for conservative ideology…
princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Using the term females like that is kind of telling on yourself mate.
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, only to weirdos more interested in projecting social stigmas more than communicating… I would’ve said “males” if talking about males, too.