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oneser@lemmy.zip 3 weeks agoI must add that the only known, but temporary (35 minutes), cure to this is a motor vehicle with > 300 bhp.
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oneser@lemmy.zip 3 weeks agoI must add that the only known, but temporary (35 minutes), cure to this is a motor vehicle with > 300 bhp.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
False. There’s also:
Buying a Corvette that you drive at 55MPH on the freeway
Buying designer jeans, frosting your hair, and growing a soul patch
Getting a trophy wife/husband
gdog05@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I am old enough to remember when people got paid enough to do those things in their middle aged years…
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Maybe the updated version is:
Buy a Chevette that you drive at 55MPH on the freeway.
Buy Walmart jeans, dip your hair in Great Value bleach, and grow a soul patch.
Get a participation trophy wife/husband