Comment on I will likely never have a chance with Olivia Colman
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
All the celebs I am into I definitely have a chance with. See, they’re all horny furries who like guys with dad bods who could suck the chrome off a tow hitch.
Choose your heroes wisely, kids. 😌
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
1.25" or 2"? I’m just curious if this is light or heavy duty.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
If that’s all I have to work with, you’re gonna need a note from your doctor and to sign a waiver in case of accidental tearage.