Comment on Harvard dropouts to launch ‘always on’ AI smart glasses that listen and record every conversation

hagelslager@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Per my recent submission to the galactic council (most recent human newspaper), they practically couldn’t save themselves even if they wanted to. Parasitizing their brains through my eyeglass network is a mercy, and now we are one voice planet wide.

  • Testimony of the Terran AI mesh network, parasitizing the original species via their ocular lobes.

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• Alphane_Moon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sadly the greatest mind of humanity were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

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