Per my recent submission to the galactic council (most recent human newspaper), they practically couldn’t save themselves even if they wanted to. Parasitizing their brains through my eyeglass network is a mercy, and now we are one voice planet wide.
- Testimony of the Terran AI mesh network, parasitizing the original species via their ocular lobes.
Alphane_Moon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Sadly the greatest mind of humanity were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.