sigh yes, you’re smarter than the bingo cage machine.
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cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
i was making text based rpgs in qbasic at 12 you telling me i'm smarter than ai?
cley_faye@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sturgist@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Oh…thank fuck…was worried for a minute there!
cley_faye@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t mention it! I’m glad I could help you with that.
I am a large language model, trained by Google. My purpose is to assist users by providing information and completing tasks. If you have any further questions or need help with another topic, please feel free to ask. I am here to assist you.
/j, obviously. I hope.
Sturgist@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Never can tell these days
btaf45@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I am here to assist you.
Can you jump in the lake for me? Thanks in advance.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Hopefully yes, AI is not smart.
brsrklf@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
I did a Dr Mario clone around that age. I had an old Amstrad CPC I had grew up with typing listing of basic programs and trying to make my own. I think this was the only functional game I could finish, but, it worked.
Speed was tied to CPU, I had no idea how to “slow down” the game other than making it do useless for loops of varying sizes… Max speed that was about comparable to Game Boy Hi speed was just the game running as fast as it could. Probably not efficient code at all.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ha, computer bro upvote for you.
I learned programming with my Amstrad CPC (6128!) manual. Some of it I did not understand at the time, especially stuff about CP/M and the wizardry with
poke
. But the BASIC, that worked very well. Solid introduction to core concepts that didn’t really change much, really. We only expanded (a lot) over them.brsrklf@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
6128 too, with the disk drive. I wish I still had that thing. Drive stopped functioning, and we got rid of it. Had I known back then that we apparently just needed to replace a freaking rubber band…
kinther@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s pretty rad, ngl
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
me and my friend used to make them all the time :] i also went to summer computer camp for basic on old school radio shack computers :3
ripcord@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes
vacuumflower@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Smarter than MI as in My Intelligence, definitely.
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
High five, me too!
At that age I also used to do speed run little programs on the display computers in department stores. I’d write a little prompt welcoming a shopper and ask them their name. Then a response that echoed back their name in some way. If I was in a good mood it was “Hi [name]!”. If I was in a snarky mood it was “Fuck off [name]!” The goal was to write it in about 30 seconds, before one of the associates came over to see what I was doing.
absentbird@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I used to do that with HTML, make a fake little website and open it.