Comment on Even mannequins have itchy butts

• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nope nope nope! Not like this!

  Of course, educate your mannequin children sensibly and calmly and before they learn it in the playground or online, but absolutely no physical demonstrations whatsoever!

  Can you not see how pissed off little mannequin kid is? -“Stupid horny big brother getting frisky in public again.” Poor mannequin kid is scarred for life.

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve never thought about the accumulated trauma of mannequins before. We must raise awareness!

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No need to start a campaign, just remember mannequins have feelings too.

      Be kind to your mannequins. Ask yourself "If it were me stood here all day and all night in public, how would I feel about that outfit?

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      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Well, I’m sold. They’re people just like you and me.

        Now that I’m enlightened, I may consider not immediately skull-fucking the first mannequin I see down at the local shops (without their consent).

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