There used to be this cashier at the local bodega. Always such a huge grump. I tried to be extra friendly to him because he was clearly not enjoying life.

One day the video store I worked at got these bomb ass fancy lollipops I bought a bunch and happened to have some in my pocket the next time the cashier waited on me.

He was in one of his moods of course so I spontaneously decided to offer him a lollipop. He looked more pissed than every and just said “I’m Diabetic”. I stopped trying to be extra nice to grumpy people after that.