Lmao, no surprise to see you defend actual slot machines.
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 days agoBuying at the all time peak is ALWAY a stupid buy
If you bought NVIDIA at $43/share on September 1, 2023 you were an absolute dipshit.
If you bought Palantir at $35/share on January 29, 2021 you were a total moron.
Meanwhile, Bear Stearns at $60 in March of 2008? A fucking steal. Buy! Buy! Buy!
Like playing the slot machines hoping for a jackpot.
I always read the prospectus on a slot machine before I put money in.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 days ago
I’m fairly certain that was meant as sarcasm.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Poe’s Law. If people like them didn’t really exist then casinos wouldn’t be profitable.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 days ago
Please show me the prospectus that slot machines have. Using a term associated with legitimate investing is why it’s humorous.
HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I’m curious as to how much casino’s rig their shit.
MIL is a gambler, a bad one too. I don’t think numbers will help her, but my wife could use them to try to dissuade her mother. At least, deter. Damage control.
Do you have any documentation?
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You should get her a cheap steam deck with Balrato. Might help.
Also: Nevada gaming regs for slot machines
And: Darknet Diaries Jackpot episode
HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Not interested in Balrato.
A steam deck is also out of reach for now.
Thanks for the regs, and I hadn’t check that podcast out in a while. Good reason to get back it!