Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 days agoYou receive a letter in the mail informing you that you have been exposed to high amounts of Monsanto’s Roundup Weedkiller, which is highly correlated to non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma (NHL). Monsanto/Bayer have been ordered to award you a settlement of $10,000,000.0 (or the equivalent in your local currency):
tja@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Oh no
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Yeah. Good news is that’s more than enough money for the rest of your life. Bad news is: that might not be for very long.
Plagiatus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Username checks out