Tower, moving into refrigerator area
Hands, prepare for food extraction
Stomach stand by
Stomach stand by
Eyes show doors within range
Extending arm, prepare handle grasp
Handle secured
Contract arm for open
Door is opening
*alarm siren*
Unauthorized food ejection ALERT
Eyes reporting the raspberries fell out again
*launch expletives*
Stomach, stand by
All arms, hands defend against the animals
Emergency cleanup all hands
*launch expletives, threaten animals*
Head warning, open refrigerator door - repeat: Head warning
Stomach, stand by
*auxilliary cursing: ON*
YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Yeah and you can survive outside of a data center and walk through a room with a full cup of coffee without spilling it.