Comment on Bring them back!!!
wiccan2@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Even the capitalist hubris is done wrong.
They knew how to activate the dwarfism gene. They could have been selling pygmy raptors and rexes as pets to everyone. At the right size they’d be no more dangerous than dogs or cats.
But no; we need a theme park that eats people.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
How am I supposed to ride a pigmy T-rex into battle, wielding two m16s, and screaming “America!”, then?
wiccan2@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Chariots, string the t-rexes together like sled dogs, though now I think about it raptors might be better suited.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Okay, the chance to become a deranged santa-esque madman with pigmy T-rexes instead of reindeer is too good to pass up. Sign me up for 8!