Comment on What is the funniest insult / joke you've come up with on the spot?
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 5 days ago
Joke.
My buddy had gotten a job in a posh part of town. He told me that one of the unexpected benefits was that every woman he saw was dressed to impress with perfect hair, makeup, and clothing.
"Joe, you gotta get over this sick fetish you have for women who bathe every day."
Nemo@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
Waiting tables, this is for real. 90% of the women I see are made up for date night^*^ and all my coworkers are more attractive than average.
^*^ but not the men, many fewer men dress up for dates than women do