Comment on Windows seemingly lost 400 million users in the past three years — official Microsoft statements show hints of a shrinking user base

secretlyaddictedtolinux2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

Hey, I have an idea that will help Microsoft:

why not add even more AI that logs everything and then reports it to the government through additional telemetry?

then they could even require the next edition to include a dedicated advertising GPU to take those logs and create tailored ads on the wallpaper as well as occasionally parse the logs and generated summaries for safety purposes!

that will bring the customers back and boost short-term profits too!

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