Unfortunately the pragmatic move given the orange toddler could crash our economy with just a single deranged tweet.

It is not worth it for Starmer to treat Trump like the piece of turd he is – crashing our economy and causing a rampant increase in poverty in the process – just so he can look based on twitter and Reddit for a few hours.

Wooing Trump while simultaneously becoming less reliant on the US and growing closer to the EU again is genuinely probably the only thing Kier is doing exceptionally well in right now, so I won’t complain.

Still, I hope we see the return of that giant baby Trump balloon lol