All money is dirty. Nature of capitalism.
But even if clean money existed, it would get all bloody and fatty abd gross the moment it went inside my boobs.
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UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I never understood putting dirty money in your boobs,
All money is dirty. Nature of capitalism.
But even if clean money existed, it would get all bloody and fatty abd gross the moment it went inside my boobs.
Morally dirty is one thing, covered in stripper pussy and smelling like cocaine is another.
At least I can take a shower when I do it, but the money rarely gets washed.
Dude the most iconic TWO drinks in my culture are cocaine flavored.
And whats wrong with stripper pussies? Many of them are lovely. Some of my favorite exes and professors have stripped. Were you inside for all of your twenties?
the money rarely gets washed
Neither does the inside of my tits.
I heavily implied I indulge in both.
Neither does the inside of my tits
Well luckily only Ed Gein would have to worry about that.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lack of functional pockets in women’s clothing.
Localhorst86@feddit.org 2 months ago
maybe we should find another sollution than having women store money in their bras?
As a conservative, I propose women should no longer be allowed to handle money, when they go outside they need to be accompanied by their husband or father, who will handle their money for them. That way, women are also unable to spend money on useless shit like birth control, pads etc. and can use it to buy proper stuff, like beer and meat!
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, and let the husband wear the bra, too!
Handmaid@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Under his eye 👁
erev@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Go in grace
InputZero@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You forgot the /s
Localhorst86@feddit.org 2 months ago
I did not, I deliberately left it out. It should be immediately clear that my comment is sarcasm.
Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bras with pockets, genius!