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UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All money is dirty. Nature of capitalism.

  But even if clean money existed, it would get all bloody and fatty abd gross the moment it went inside my boobs.

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Morally dirty is one thing, covered in stripper pussy and smelling like cocaine is another.

    At least I can take a shower when I do it, but the money rarely gets washed.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dude the most iconic TWO drinks in my culture are cocaine flavored.

      And whats wrong with stripper pussies? Many of them are lovely. Some of my favorite exes and professors have stripped. Were you inside for all of your twenties?

      the money rarely gets washed

      Neither does the inside of my tits.

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I heavily implied I indulge in both.

        Neither does the inside of my tits

        Well luckily only Ed Gein would have to worry about that.

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• PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lack of functional pockets in women’s clothing.

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  • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bras with pockets, genius!

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  • Localhorst86@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    maybe we should find another sollution than having women store money in their bras?

    As a conservative, I propose women should no longer be allowed to handle money, when they go outside they need to be accompanied by their husband or father, who will handle their money for them. That way, women are also unable to spend money on useless shit like birth control, pads etc. and can use it to buy proper stuff, like beer and meat!

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    • InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You forgot the /s

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      • Localhorst86@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I did not, I deliberately left it out. It should be immediately clear that my comment is sarcasm.

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    • Handmaid@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Under his eye 👁

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      • erev@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Go in grace

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, and let the husband wear the bra, too!

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