Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Shit, you’re right. But i was thrown out for being queer as a teen, so never really got to be the teen niece. I’ve got the whole tragic fucked up thing going, and my dumpster fire burns with the heat of a million dying stars.
So if we’re going rule of funny, it’s you. Rule of drama, it’s me.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
this is true. we can have two nieces
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
But WE are worshipping Satan.