Cabbages are actually tree trunks
Raspberries are actually tubers
Wheat is actually a berry
And oranges are actually an eldritch, ante-dimensional horror perpetrated by intelligent, unseen beings
Also acorns are the progenitors of oranges.
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chunes@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’ve heard every combination of <food> is actually <plant part> that any time anyone says this type of sentence, I just roll my eyes
Cabbages are actually tree trunks
Raspberries are actually tubers
Wheat is actually a berry
And oranges are actually an eldritch, ante-dimensional horror perpetrated by intelligent, unseen beings
Also acorns are the progenitors of oranges.
Potatoes
are actually an eldritch, ante-dimensional horror perpetrated by intelligent, unseen beings
too.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
Yeah it’s just meaningless factoids to me now.