Comment on Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phone

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Top features:

  PATRIOTIC bloatware with Mahjong

  Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock ringtones

  “Starlink GPS” on the box but it’s hastily scratched out in tear-stained whiteboard marker

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• RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And then all the history books will be “Trump History” so that everyone can finally learn the history as Trump sees it

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• ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He was pissed to find out Ceaser has his own entire month.

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Caesar not only got a month Caesar rewrote the calendar (Julian Calendar).

    Trump will try to do the same.

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