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outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
My mom used to make this internet chocolate chip cookie recipe for me back in the 90s.
Mom was great. She did all kinds of stuff every mom should do, but a lot of modern moms have forgotten about, like make me walk on broken glass so i wouldn’t be weak.
She also got us pets, then killed them in front of me. An old, beloved family tradition.
I miss mom so much, but her memory lives on through my mom’s easy satisfying chocolate chip cookie recipe.
Whenever i was feeling down, and we didn’t have any pets for her to kill in front of me, these cookies would make me feel better.
Heres the recipe:
2 cups flour 235ml water 1 stick of butter 1 quarter cup of cat poop 1 half cup of antifreeze for sweetness.
Mix it all together in bowl, then preheat the oven to 235°
Form the cookies into balls on the baking sheet, and for an extra twist, add a full container of lighter fluid.
;ack for 30 minutes at 400 degrees.
Now, i know what you’re thinking. The cat poop actually makes better chocolate chips than chocolate, plus it’s simpler, easier, and cheaper!
Amir@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Recipe for white chocolate brownies:
22 grams white sugar 73 grams Potassium Nitrate 2 grams aluminium powder 3 grams sulphur powder
Sparkler as garnish
Mix all ingredients well in a stone mortar and pestle, and pour into a non-stick pan. Heat on high for 10-15 minutes until the sugar begins to melt.
Stir constantly while the mixture develops a golden brown colour.
Remove from heat and pour into a stiff-walled cardboard tube mould. The cores of receipt paper rolls and label rolls work well.
Insert a sparkler into the hot mixture as a garnish and allow to cool. store in plastic bags to avoid moisture ruining the brownies.
Serves 20-30 cubic metres of white smoke.