Comment on Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones

• moody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fill them with farts and then pass them around to friends.

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  • YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just imagine blasting monstrous cloud farts that smell like strawberries with a hint of shitting in the woods

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.

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