I’m surprised people just scraped the sarcastic frosting off this cake and just ate it like a sad little honesty cake, bereft of anything good.

I have a bluetooth headset embedded to my skull and I listen to music basically constantly, my Steam Deck goes where I go, and unfortunately, I steal my television on the internets cause I can’t stand advertisements. (And, uhh… playing an instrument is out of the question for me, cause I’ve survived a couple of strokes and manual dexterity and a sense of rhythm are things best left for other people.)

Most of the time I’m writing or taking pictures though. I’ve got a portfolio that I’m building that spans twenty years!

But I should clarify: I am nowhere near anything like what I’ve presented above.

I am almost 40 though.