Comment on Stellar Blade PC launch Hits 99K+ Concurrent players, surpassing every other PlayStation-published single-player game on Steam
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 weeks ago
The secret to success in the games industry is boobs.
BG3 and Cyberpunk have boobs and were a success, which would support that statement. But Wukong, Palword, and Monster Hunter Wilds were even more successful (according to concurrent Steam players), which means animals are the true secret to success.
Everyone wants to fuck the palmon.
Why not both, then?
BG3 tried it with Bear sex. I guess we aren’t ready for that yet. But our kids are gonna love it.
Poopfeast420@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
BG3 and Cyberpunk have boobs and were a success, which would support that statement. But Wukong, Palword, and Monster Hunter Wilds were even more successful (according to concurrent Steam players), which means animals are the true secret to success.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 weeks ago
Everyone wants to fuck the palmon.
Clearwater@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Why not both, then?
Poopfeast420@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
BG3 tried it with Bear sex. I guess we aren’t ready for that yet. But our kids are gonna love it.