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GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 weeks agoRemember that these things are basically ad-hoc devices that snake oil salesmen have convinced government agencies to buy into. The fact that your muscles near the buttocks move is enough for them to get the next level of the MLM, the interviewers, to be convinced that it can detect it.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Look, I just want someone to finger my ass while I lie. Is that really too much to ask?
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
That just sounds like one step up from what most consider vanilla sex. “Oh baby, I love it, harder, harder!” is about as much of a lie as “I have never consumed one unit of marijuana, sir.”
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I don’t quite think you understand me. I want to be an ally manipulated while hooked up to a polygraph test.