Welcome to the Guantanamo Bay
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Linktank@lemmy.today 11 months agoSounds like you’re set bro. Just treat every question like you don’t actually know the answer.
“My name? Uh… Uh…”
Start to question if you really do know your own name. Are there actually 5 lights? There MIGHT be!
And009@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Oh shit, what if I was kidnapped as a baby and my parents are actually my kidnappers and this isn’t my real name?
💗📈
(Did I pass the test? 👀)
And009@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Turn around and hold your hands behind your back for a minute.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 11 months ago
The interviewers know this, and will fail you after reminding you multiple times that the only answers you can give is yes or no. The mental breakdown has to stay inside your head to be effective. ;)