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frobeniusnorm@lemmy.world 6 days agoThe super speed only works for you, but not the symbiots in your body, like your gut bacteria. The increased metabolism combined with the still normal speed gut microbiota causes extreme diarrhea, so everytime you use it, you shit your pants violently.
dangercake@feddit.uk 6 days ago
“And for keeping our city safe, we award you these ultra absorbent kevlar undies”