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TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    New slogan for toilets: I’m strapped. Are you?

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When I’m poopin, I’m strapped. Pop pop pop, plop plop plop.

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• SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Found next to a toilet, in a restaurant. Image

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good thing you kept it!

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  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s awesome. Why don’t all business use these? …not the poop knife part but for actual utensils

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    • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wooden utensils are a somewhat common thing in the U.K.

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      • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m gonna start using those at events

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    • Deepus@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I for one hate the feeling of them on my teeth.

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      • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh I didn’t think of that

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