iPhone XR
Xitter [R-Slur] Edition
Or
Xenophobic Recession Edition
muusemuuse@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Coming this fall: the new iPhone Republican edition (iPhone RE)
-cheaper construction and materials, yet somehow features a higher price tag -tons of backdoors (this time, intentional) -only connects to approved propaganda sites -reports all biometric data to the GOP -zaps you whenever it detects a thought the party dislikes -integrates with neurolink (not optional, you sick deviant)
iPhone XR
Xitter [R-Slur] Edition
Or
Xenophobic Recession Edition
mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
camera moves to the right. Plus, you cant swipe left anymore and only swipe right