Comment on How can you tell 23 subgenres of equally shitty growls and screams apart, but not see the most Metal basics?
comfy@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
A father tells their child: “Remember son, women are VIXENS! They’re orchestrating the fall of man with the entrancing power of their satanic bosoms!”, the surprised child murmurs “wrow”. Ten years later, they’re casually telling a band interviewer that “Needless to say it was the most metal thing I’d ever heard in my life”; they’ve grown up, now presenting as a trans woman wearing a goth outfit and a guitar. By the way, because it’s a comic, the characters are both ravens.