Surely no coincidence that being obese is a gateway to hyperconsumerism anyway. Sugary, fatty, processed snack foods are way more profitable than healthy meals.

Walking around town is free, can’t have that. Sit at this computer chair, watch advertisements and play video games instead.

Heart disease at 26? That’ll be $2k/month until you die.

Get depressed, buy the meds, never leave your couch, and - most of all - you are beautiful.