Comment on To whom it may concern

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• TheColonel@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know/hope this is a joke but people used to do this at an independent, third party, mail sorting place I worked at as a teenager.

  They’d mail all sorts of shit (both literal and figurative) and it was basically handled by one guy who seemed ok with it but was definitely not ok.

  Mail them lead, weights, whatever. But please, no matter how despicable the company, there’s likely some at very least mildly abused worker who is just trying to earn a wage and has to deal with the vile shit people try to punish companies with.

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  • zurohki@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This. Your mail isn’t going to be opened by the CEO. Hurt the business, not the worker. Mail them a box of rocks or something, the company will pay postage on it and the minimum wage guy opening packages will laugh.

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t a lead weight cost you more than it costs them? Lead is reasonably expensive.

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    • TheColonel@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ok, rocks or whatever junk you have laying around.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Basically the same thing they do when they send these things in unmarked envelopes.

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• fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I read this as you wrote it: “its farts”, like the envelope has farts, vs “it is farts”. Both are technically correct, but seems so much funnier that way.

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• dai@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aaaah pink eye!

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