Basically the same thing they do when they send these things in unmarked envelopes.
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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I fart in the envelopes then they are like ‘yay someone wants our credit card OH NO ITS FARTS!’
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 week ago
I read this as you wrote it: “its farts”, like the envelope has farts, vs “it is farts”. Both are technically correct, but seems so much funnier that way.
dai@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Aaaah pink eye!
TheColonel@reddthat.com 1 week ago
I know/hope this is a joke but people used to do this at an independent, third party, mail sorting place I worked at as a teenager.
They’d mail all sorts of shit (both literal and figurative) and it was basically handled by one guy who seemed ok with it but was definitely not ok.
Mail them lead, weights, whatever. But please, no matter how despicable the company, there’s likely some at very least mildly abused worker who is just trying to earn a wage and has to deal with the vile shit people try to punish companies with.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Wouldn’t a lead weight cost you more than it costs them? Lead is reasonably expensive.
TheColonel@reddthat.com 6 days ago
Ok, rocks or whatever junk you have laying around.
zurohki@aussie.zone 6 days ago
This. Your mail isn’t going to be opened by the CEO. Hurt the business, not the worker. Mail them a box of rocks or something, the company will pay postage on it and the minimum wage guy opening packages will laugh.